Small talk

One of the new girls was desperately trying to get out of small talk with Rob, & in the process she asked who else was in the office (I would later find out it was in an attempt to pawn the conversation off on who ever else was in as she got on with her day). Robert’s genius response was “I think (me) is here?”
What the fuuuuuuck!?!? Rob, you have a clear view of my desk, there is nothing obstructing your view of me, how do you ‘think’ I’m in? If you’d take the time to turn your fat face you’d see me, glaring at you with contempt! It’s like saying, “I think it might rain today,” while you’re standing in the rain!

Rob, sometimes I hate you so much it hurts…