How shitty of a person do you have to be to mock the recently deceased? Because apparently Rob is there.
So, here’s the low down. A soldier killed five of his buddies in cold blood either today or yesterday. Robert, being a fine example of human decency starts making jokes about it! At first he was just like “Oh, did they fall on their weapons?” & it just got worse from there. Fuck you! They were probably just a bunch of kids! Now they’re dead, & you have the gull to mock them?
Now after he’s done mocking the dead, he changes the subject back to what’s really important to him, fucking Jalapeño Poppers. If the context of any story isn’t about Robert fucking J he changes it so he can be the center of attention!
Rob is like the slowest episode of Family Guy ever! All of his joke & stories are interchangeable, & never add constructively to the topic at hand. He’s a needy fat bitch who won’t shut the hell up! I am so upset that right now! The worst part is he’s relishing in the fact that people are giving him attention because he values the shelf life of Jalapeño Poppers more than he does human beings!
I vote that we take him out back & beat some sense into his fat ass.
Monday, May 11, 2009
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