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I'll probably update this site once in a while. Thanks everyone!
Friday, May 15, 2009
Thursday, May 14, 2009
A New Story From Rob
Wow, Rob made us listen to a story about how he would mock an old coworker with three fingers. Apparently he asked the guy to "give him three," & was shocked when the guy took it personally.
Why the fuck would you tell us a story like that? I guess even sadder is the fact that I listened to it. These are the sacrifices I make for you readers.
Ok, question. What’s the most offended you've ever been after hearing a story?
Why the fuck would you tell us a story like that? I guess even sadder is the fact that I listened to it. These are the sacrifices I make for you readers.
Ok, question. What’s the most offended you've ever been after hearing a story?
Another Wonderful Morning
Hey readers! I just wanted to thank everyone who supports me & our blog here. It’s all of you who keep us going!
Anywho I’m sure you want the low down on what Rob has been up to, so I’ll make it quick.
Rob has been getting in early for the last few days, at first I thought it was because he was starting to realize that everyone else who’s working on our project has actually produces work (a concept totally alien to him). But I guess that’s not the case, because all morning long he’s been laughing to himself hysterically. It’s probably the worst thing that could have happened, everyone who gets in early are only here to do work. It’s quiet in the morning, we like it that way, & we’re all really good buddies (with the exception of Rob) & this is our time to do a day’s worth of work in a couple of hours before other people show up. Now we’ve had to deal with Rob’s annoying laughter, & it’s affecting our work.
Ok, so now that I’ve got my bitch session out of the way I want to open the panel to any readers out there who’ve gone through (or are dealing with) similar things, or to just ask questions. Here’s your chance to let it out, vent a bit. Share stories, & get feedback.
Thanks everyone, & keep fighting the good fight.
Anywho I’m sure you want the low down on what Rob has been up to, so I’ll make it quick.
Rob has been getting in early for the last few days, at first I thought it was because he was starting to realize that everyone else who’s working on our project has actually produces work (a concept totally alien to him). But I guess that’s not the case, because all morning long he’s been laughing to himself hysterically. It’s probably the worst thing that could have happened, everyone who gets in early are only here to do work. It’s quiet in the morning, we like it that way, & we’re all really good buddies (with the exception of Rob) & this is our time to do a day’s worth of work in a couple of hours before other people show up. Now we’ve had to deal with Rob’s annoying laughter, & it’s affecting our work.
Ok, so now that I’ve got my bitch session out of the way I want to open the panel to any readers out there who’ve gone through (or are dealing with) similar things, or to just ask questions. Here’s your chance to let it out, vent a bit. Share stories, & get feedback.
Thanks everyone, & keep fighting the good fight.
Wednesday, May 13, 2009
Skinny Jeans
I’m not sure if I’ve done a good job conveying this in the drawings of our man Robert J, but he loves to wear pants that are way too skinny to fit on his fat ass. It’s like squeezing cookie dough from those Pillsbury pre-made cookie tubes. It’s fun (or in Rob’s case funny), but after a while it can make you feel sick to the dick. I know it’s not because he’s too poor to buy new pants (because he makes more than me). I wonder if he’s in denial about how old & fat he really is. He probably has the same mentality about his waist line, out of sight out of mind.
Monday, May 11, 2009
HolyShitholyshitholyshit!!!!
I think I just found Rob's old Myspace page:
Here are the highlights:
About me:
I am a pretty out going person. I like to read classic literature as well as some great fiction by current favorite Clive Cussler.I am really into Aviation, Computers, Finance, and love to fish... Love to travel and love FAST CARS... I am trapped in a place called Minneapolis. They say i can check out any time I'd like but I can never leave. Oh yeah looking for a sexy, smart, lady to share my time with. I'm a pretty Normal guy and I'm kinda smart so need a lady with a good conversation.
Who I'd like to meet:
Looking for a Brook Burke, Salma Hayek look alike... Wow! that was a good mental visual.
Body type:
5' 7" / Average
Here are the highlights:
About me:
I am a pretty out going person. I like to read classic literature as well as some great fiction by current favorite Clive Cussler.I am really into Aviation, Computers, Finance, and love to fish... Love to travel and love FAST CARS... I am trapped in a place called Minneapolis. They say i can check out any time I'd like but I can never leave. Oh yeah looking for a sexy, smart, lady to share my time with. I'm a pretty Normal guy and I'm kinda smart so need a lady with a good conversation.
Who I'd like to meet:
Looking for a Brook Burke, Salma Hayek look alike... Wow! that was a good mental visual.
Body type:
5' 7" / Average
Have you no Common Decency?
How shitty of a person do you have to be to mock the recently deceased? Because apparently Rob is there.
So, here’s the low down. A soldier killed five of his buddies in cold blood either today or yesterday. Robert, being a fine example of human decency starts making jokes about it! At first he was just like “Oh, did they fall on their weapons?” & it just got worse from there. Fuck you! They were probably just a bunch of kids! Now they’re dead, & you have the gull to mock them?
Now after he’s done mocking the dead, he changes the subject back to what’s really important to him, fucking Jalapeño Poppers. If the context of any story isn’t about Robert fucking J he changes it so he can be the center of attention!
Rob is like the slowest episode of Family Guy ever! All of his joke & stories are interchangeable, & never add constructively to the topic at hand. He’s a needy fat bitch who won’t shut the hell up! I am so upset that right now! The worst part is he’s relishing in the fact that people are giving him attention because he values the shelf life of Jalapeño Poppers more than he does human beings!
I vote that we take him out back & beat some sense into his fat ass.
So, here’s the low down. A soldier killed five of his buddies in cold blood either today or yesterday. Robert, being a fine example of human decency starts making jokes about it! At first he was just like “Oh, did they fall on their weapons?” & it just got worse from there. Fuck you! They were probably just a bunch of kids! Now they’re dead, & you have the gull to mock them?
Now after he’s done mocking the dead, he changes the subject back to what’s really important to him, fucking Jalapeño Poppers. If the context of any story isn’t about Robert fucking J he changes it so he can be the center of attention!
Rob is like the slowest episode of Family Guy ever! All of his joke & stories are interchangeable, & never add constructively to the topic at hand. He’s a needy fat bitch who won’t shut the hell up! I am so upset that right now! The worst part is he’s relishing in the fact that people are giving him attention because he values the shelf life of Jalapeño Poppers more than he does human beings!
I vote that we take him out back & beat some sense into his fat ass.
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