Skinny Jeans

I’m not sure if I’ve done a good job conveying this in the drawings of our man Robert J, but he loves to wear pants that are way too skinny to fit on his fat ass. It’s like squeezing cookie dough from those Pillsbury pre-made cookie tubes. It’s fun (or in Rob’s case funny), but after a while it can make you feel sick to the dick. I know it’s not because he’s too poor to buy new pants (because he makes more than me). I wonder if he’s in denial about how old & fat he really is. He probably has the same mentality about his waist line, out of sight out of mind.